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Dimitri“I Love My Husband So Fucking Much”Blaiddyd ([personal profile] blaiddydblood) wrote2023-12-12 08:00 pm

dimileth wedding post. { draft }

You're invited to...
... a winter wedding to remember!
12/15/23. lakehouse. nsfw.
⚠ cw: nsfw, blood rituals probably, furry/scaly nonsense, and aphrodisiacs ⚠
Come one, come all to the union of Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd and Byleth Eisner. They're happy to have you for this ocassion. And since this is in Amani, they do mean in more ways than one.
who will be next?
For the main event, the wedding, Dimitri and Byleth both are simple men. Chairs are set out in rows in the area that calls back to Dimitri's roots in Faerghus. Surrounded by snow-laden pines, friends, and with Elidibus officiating: The two are, at last, truly wed.

At the behest of Rosie, Dimitri is partaking in the age-old tradition of throwing the bocquet. If you'd like to have a chance at being the one to catch it, comment here!
let loose and be free.
Now for the real fun... The reception! It's moved to Dimitri and Byleth's home, the lakehouse, for the rest of the evening. The cake is cut (and smashed into each other's faces) and the happy couple seem more than ready to celebrate.

Music is provided by Rosie and, after the first dance, everyone is free to enjoy themselves. Using some of Dimitir's surplus stamps, they've spared no expense when it comes to the rest of the food being served either. Of particular note are the themed treats for each of the three houses of both of their days at Garreg Mach as well as the staff.

Each one has a fun catch though that guests will soon discover.

    Royal Blue Lions - A drink named after the house that Dimitri led. This drink looks chilled but has smoke rising off of it. It goes down cold, but warms one up from the inside. ... It warms them up, uh, perhaps a little too much. Rounded lion ears and tufts of fur - a mane, likely - suddenly make you feel much warmer and hungrier than before.

    Golden Deer Cupcakes - Adorned with adorable golden antlers, these chocolate cupcakes are quite delectable. It won't be just the miniature cakes though sporting antlers after being eaten; you've suddenly sprouted some yourself! Also, while deers are typically seen as prey rather than predators that doesn't mean you'll make it easy.

    Black Eagle Hummus - A spin on classic hummus by dying it black. It has a certain kick to it, spicy but sweet, but might be hard to eat with your... beak? Or your talons, actually, since your arms now have morphed into large, black eagle wings. Anyone who eats this will temporarily take on the characteristics of the black eagles that they're named for.

    Nabatean Pasta - Okay, so, it's not actually Nabatean cuisine. But it's green! It counts! It's delicious pesto pasta so just shove it in your mouth. Oh, and- It gives you dragon features! Scales, a tail, and the ability to breathe fire if you'd like.
cuddle up.
As the evening fades, snow begins to accumulate. Slow, at first, but gathering gradually in a way that Dimitri and Byleth know will have people staying over in their lakehouse home.

That is, in fact, the plan. The rustic home has plenty of space and blankets to spare. People will need them too since they don't appear to have any central heating. There are small furnaces available to use but they won't seem to do much for the chill settling into your bones.

But you know what will? Cuddling up close to someone else. That's right, folks, this is Amani and you know what that means...! The only way to truly warm up is to get as close to someone else as you can. Body heat, naturally, will see people feeling much more comfortable and even have a strange soothing effect. Although inevitably an orgy, this type of intimacy lends itself to slow, loving moments between others in the spirit of Dimitri and Byleth's wedding.

In the morning, everyone will be free to leave and be thanked again for their attendance. They hope you had a great time!

They know they did.